livingwithyourparents:

mike-:

ashleyrawr:

innocentandsweet:

Bryan.

Bryan…your father must be a thief, because he stole a star from the skies and put it in your eye…

jmarie3:

jhnbrssndn:

softculture:

I once dumped a guy because he told me that The Fountainhead was his favorite book. That’s what I think of Ayn Rand.

I like to think of myself as not shallow or anything, but would also dump a guy if anything by Ayn Rand was a favorite book.  I wonder if all the Rand fans have really read her stuff or if they jump on the bandwagon because it’s trendy.  Like the HST or Kerouac (am not a fan of either and will admit it) groupies who think they’re one of the two reincarnated or something.

(via maxistentialist)

drewsays:

Finished Product :-)

choppinkarate:

vela:(via anthonymichaelrojas)

1. Do not let more than 1 day go by without contacting her
2. Be on time
3. Open her car door
4. Help her put her coat on
5. Hold the door for her to enter/leave an establishment first
6. Pull her chair out for her in the restaurant
7. Order for her (Note – this does not mean tell her what she’s going to have for dinner. Have a conversation about what she wants and then when the waiter comes, order for her.)
8. At the end of your date, don’t drive off until she’s safely inside

I don’t care about having my chair pulled out for me. There should be another basic rule that says to be nice to other people. There’s nothing worse than being on a date with a guy who wants to pick on someone else in the restaurant or bash others. Gross.

here you go guys, ill give you the bare basics. fuck treating women like its medieval times. this is all you have to do. listen, respond intelligently, follow up to what theyre saying. dont talk about yourself until she brings it up and if she never does just fucking leave right then and there because shes more interested in herself than she ever will be in you. pursue interest in their passion. make lots of eye contact. get laid.

alexisnoelle:

srsly:

sarahkristenn:

(via anthonymichaelrojas)

1. Do not let more than 1 day go by without contacting her
2. Be on time
3. Open her car door
4. Help her put her coat on
5. Hold the door for her to enter/leave an establishment first
6. Pull her chair out for her in the restaurant
7. Order for her (Note – this does not mean tell her what she’s going to have for dinner. Have a conversation about what she wants and then when the waiter comes, order for her.)
8. At the end of your date, don’t drive off until she’s safely inside

There is no way in HELL I am letting someone order for me. I stopped doing that at age 9, I’m certainly not starting now.

somehowsomeway:

Pencil and Photoshop. Click-through to my site. I’m for hire, you know, for any illustration work. ;)