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Oct 2nd

The mailbox is far away

Me: Girlllll go get our Netflix. Let's watch some movies.
Sister: Ehhhhhhhhh
Me: Go do it. It's your turn, I get the mail all the time.
Sister: Why do I have to go? I'm in pain.
Me: If I had a bra on it'd be a whole different story. GO GO GO!

Oct 1st

Watch

jasongantt: YOU CAN PLAY, TOO! Episode One: Drum Grooves Featured song- TOTO’s “Rosanna” I’m...

Oct 1st

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steampoweredmedia: “American Girl” by Tom Petty fuckyeahgainesville

Oct 1st

Things that make me happy: Bobcat Goldthwait’s voice.

Oct 1st

Watch

webbist: This is one of the “Sein-Imation” shorts from the Seinfeld DVDs drawn by Eric Yahnker. ...

Oct 1st

Listen

“(I Belong to The) Blank Generation” by Richard Hell and the Voidoids

Oct 1st

Oh my laaaaawwwwwrdddddd or fried pickles?

Sep 30th

Please (via)

Sep 30th

I don't know how to make a rage toon but

I just painted my nails and I need to pee. FFFFUUUUUUUU

Sep 30th

bowlingalleylawyer: kbels: bowlingalleylawyer: It sho...

Sep 30th

GPOYW- Stupid pose idea

Sep 30th

Second job

So now a few days out of the week I’ll be teaching teen moms different life skills. How to...

Sep 29th

hartleymanages: Caitlin Rose featured on You Ain’t No...

Sep 29th

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“Cry One More Time” by Gram Parsons Cry one more time for you I really got it bad...

Sep 29th

My body is not use to running at all. I am having some...

Sep 28th

greekalicious: tostones (smashed/flattened fried...

Sep 28th

Also, I spend too much time looking at the fan photos for...

Sep 28th

There are also a bunch of weird albums of his girlfriend...

Sep 28th

He’s hugging a shark. It’s too good.

Sep 28th

Sometimes, a local will add me on Facebook. I’ve never...

Sep 28th

Stop it.

Sep 28th

bobbles: You got some ‘splainin’ to do.

Sep 28th

Huckabee was just playing “Don’t Stop...

Sep 28th

(via Vela)

Sep 28th

By the end of the season, I would like...

Sep 28th

THAT bag

Mom: That bag I have is awesome!
Me: Which?
Mom: The one you got me. It fits everything! My cassette player, a couple snacks, and a kotex.

Sep 28th

Listen

“Angels in Heaven, Angels in Hell” by The Warlocks

Sep 28th

“Fuck you, I can’t staaaaand you, bitch.”
— Mom, talking about someone she...

Sep 27th

Listen

“Your Cheatin’ Heart” by Hank Williams

Sep 26th

Watch

71revisited: townes van zandt : waiting around to die

Sep 25th

My eyebrows refuse to be twins.

Sep 25th

Chuck Berry

Sep 25th

heyitsjayme: click on the picture to check out the whole...

Sep 25th

(via mclame) I love you guys.

Sep 25th

Remember when Bush did this and Obama...

Sep 25th

canttouchthis: This one has Freddy kissing his baby,...

Sep 25th

Sour!

I turned that guy down nicely today and he said it was a bunch of bullshit. I can’t win.

Sep 24th

Watch

Spinal Tap Tiny Stonehenge. For afghanibanani

Sep 24th

ewokonline: ...

Sep 24th

Listen

“Lyin’ Eyes” by The Eagles I use to be little enough to hide in my dad’s...

Sep 24th

Layaway

There’s this co-worker who always catches me at the worst times throughout the day....

Sep 24th

Hey, Burger King?

Do you guys have some corporate memo posted that says you must leave an onion ring in the fries? If...

Sep 23rd

bsqv: GPOYW - bellig to the max at the silly hats only...

Sep 23rd

GROW

Sep 23rd

Watch

The True Blood intro is perfect and looks like Florida.

Sep 23rd

GPOYW

Sep 23rd

“Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just...”
— 101 Greatest George Carlin...

Sep 23rd

I just flat ironed my hair and it’s very 2001 of me.

Sep 22nd

Bitch, you don't know my carbon...

What is with people acting so fucking elitist about living a vegan lifestyle? I’m talking...

Sep 22nd

We accessorize the same way.

Sep 22nd

Jason Stackhouse, you look like George W. Bush.

Sep 22nd

whiskeyandgoatsmilk: chriscantwell: So much stuff people like is actually just shit in a clever...

Sep 22nd

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steampoweredmedia: vela: “War Pigs” by Black Sabbath First it was just a like, then, like some...

Sep 22nd

I know, right? It’s the only thing that drives me...

Sep 22nd

Flat irons

Mom: Peg!
Me: What's going on?
Mom: I would like a flat iron.
Me: Something you just decided you need?
Mom: At work, someone told me to use one.
Me: That's weird. I'm going out though, I'll pick one up for you.
Mom: Cool. What is it?

Sep 21st

blondesnotbombs: I won’t lie. A good portion of my...

Sep 21st

Potential boyfriend.

Sep 21st

Yeah dad, you're right. I'll stop...

“If you had skin cancer, you’d want to know right away. So $245 just told you you...

Sep 21st

Are you fucking kidding me? This was a routine check up. I...

Sep 21st

Running errands.

Sep 21st

Listen

“War Pigs” by Black Sabbath

Sep 21st

Better than tea, motherfucker.

Sep 21st

theseinfeldchronicles: “Oh there’s a guy trying to get in...

Sep 21st

Where can I watch True Blood online?

Surfthechannel.com isn’t working for me.

Sep 21st

Hash browns with sharp cheddar. Because I fucking feel like...

Sep 21st

I would like this. (via)

Sep 21st

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“Return of The Grievous Angel” by Gram Parsons And the man on the radio won’t...

Sep 21st

Purchased.

Sep 19th

geekwithswag: Because nothing says “I love you” like...

Sep 19th

I want a gold name plate necklace that...

When I’ve made it, you guys. For now I will stick with my ghetto gold.

Sep 19th

Imagine the Perfect Bar in Bullets

jimrock: not too bright but not dark enough for cougars to false advertise “a dark bar lit with...

Sep 19th

"It's not that I don't like Americans,...

- Yeah, my mom.

Sep 18th

breakfastinbed: (via Jonny Corndawg) Dear Klint, Please...

Sep 18th

Stop being lovey dovey at the grocery...

It’s the fucking chip aisle and I need the rice cakes in front of y’all. So stop...

Sep 18th

beeriety: Mix up your brew by creating a Beer Cocktail...

Sep 18th

Sis: You know when you hang out with someone and you're really feelin' them... how you can't get them out of your head?
Me: Uh huh?
Sis: I had that with the beef brisket.
Sis: And now it's over.

Sep 18th

Watch

I need Morgan Freeman to push me around and tell me to run these errands.

Sep 18th

And then this

Sis: I couldn't be on The Real World.
Me: Because.... you're not an idiot?
Sis: Because I couldn't smoke weed!

Sep 18th

Sis: What are the challenge shows?
Me: You know, Road Rules vs. Real World.
Sis: WAIT.. these people are still on MTV?
Me: Yes.
Sis: They haven't done anything with their lives?
Me: No.

Sep 18th

We all float! Moving on…

Sep 18th

I done missed somethin' today.

herheadhurts: Black people float??  Crazy. I thought they were made out of lead? Tumblr is crazy...

Sep 18th

“What’s with this sentimental-indie music on The Real...”
—  Reason#342 why I know my...

Sep 18th

jgh: eastofeden: jennabee: Me and the ShamWOW/SlapChop...

Sep 18th

What what what what

I am really tired of having that Mary J. Blige AT&T commercial stuck in my head.

Sep 18th

Listen

“I Need Somebody” by The Stooges

Sep 18th

Rant!

Maybe you moved somewhere bigger with a lot more going on. But it doesn’t mean you’ve...

Sep 18th

ronworkman: and my #1 attraction to women is...

Sep 18th

Enabler

Me: How would I survive the winter if I moved out of Florida?
Dee: How do you think the Russians survive?
Me: Hm?
Dee: Vodka!

Sep 18th

Better than the Rock Band guy

Me: How was your date?
Dee: He taught me some Hebrew swears and bought me some good wine, so I guess it wasn't too bad.
Me: Oh nice.
Dee: When he bummed a Newport from he said "fortunately my sperm count is on an upward trend." Highlight.
Dee: Also, he talked excessively about widgets.
Me: What?
Dee: He's an "entrepreneur"
Me: Unemployed?
Dee: He's selling his cousin's invention. It's going to revolutionize shelf hanging. Did you know 1 out of 20 shelves are wobbly?
Me: Is this real?
Dee: Yes. Yes it is.

Sep 18th

I have to learn to cook

Me: Don't ever say I didn't make you dinner.
Sis: It's soup.
Me: I make you all the Campbell's.
Sis: You've made me two.
Me: So far.

Sep 18th

It's been a good week. You'd think Kanye...

Sep 18th

ecams: GPOYW - Remember When I Dressed Up Like Monica...

Sep 18th

baravettski: Aly letting em know what’s up…click through...

Sep 18th

Working out, man. It is a difficult thing to get back into...

Sep 18th

I’m drinking in this family photo? Ay yi yi.

Sep 17th

Lunch with my little sister.

Sep 17th

“I’ll never harden my heart, but I’ve toughened the muscles...”
— Dolly Parton (via...

Sep 17th

canttouchthis: This is Swamp Fever. That’s my dad on the...

Sep 17th

“So do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will care for...”
— Matthew 6:34 (via annamaez) I...

Sep 17th

Oh, you don’t have an uncle who calls himself...

Sep 17th

Listen

“Give me a Reason to Love You” by Portishead

Sep 17th

ronworkman: vela:baravettski:(via emmacooper) Uh yes.  Note from Ron: Me and Asian Joe were...

Sep 16th

Relax pissypants, you’ll get your bread in a minute.

Sep 16th

"I'm going to Creed tonight!"

I have to love him because he’s my father.

Sep 16th

GPOYW- back to my chonga roots

Sep 16th

baravettski: (via emmacooper) Uh yes.

Sep 16th

Danny DeVito is so precious.

Sep 15th

steampoweredmedia: louobedlam: I live here.  Cool,...

Sep 15th

The Ladies of Tumblr (tm) are getting...

I see your posts about Fall music, tights, cardigans..

Sep 15th

I am not excited about working out and avoiding beer.

Sep 15th

This conversation happens all the time

Person: So you're finishing school where?
Me: I'm not sure, somewhere out of state.
Person: Why can't you finish school in Florida?
Me: Well it doesn't matter where I finish since I lost my scholarship. I mostly just want to be in a bigger, more diverse area.
Person: You should move to Miami!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep 15th

geekwithswag: Just a friendly reminder.. OH what the hell...

Sep 15th

Watch

“Thug Story” is the best Taylor Swift video.

Sep 15th

Listen

“Little Rain Cloud” by Dale Hawkins

Sep 15th

71revisited: Everyone is turning 21 right now. I turned...

Sep 15th

New Tumblr for Country Music Fans

countryandwestern: dontforgetthecoffee: Country Music Song of the Day: ...

Sep 15th

"Go on, be crazy. You're young! I'm 62...

- Catherine, the Bank lady I met today. She talked more about her love for Urban Outfitters than my...

Sep 14th

Sometimes you make a tiny innuendo to your doctor and they...

Sep 14th

T: congrats on the tatas
T: id like to buy land there someday
T maybe build a small house
T: nothing fancy
T: but it'll be home

Sep 14th

Ohhh, my gay friends.

Sep 14th

theseinfeldchronicles: “It’s amazing how many beautiful...

Sep 14th

Babe alert: Deborah Ann Woll (via)

Sep 14th

"Why would I want an ipod? It doesn't...

- Mom

Sep 13th

“Why don’t people walk around with cassette...

Sep 13th

“It’s called True Blood? Oh girl, we need to...

Sep 13th

"My boobs are faker than an episode of...

- Seth Green imitating Daisy from Daisy of Love

Sep 13th

I'm sitting in a smoothie shop.

Two little girls just met and they’re currently complimenting each other’s stroller.

Sep 13th

Oh, that’s sweet. (via)

Sep 13th

(via keggersofyore) This makes me miss being 17.

Sep 13th

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twoyellowsequalred: David Bowie - Queen Bitch She’s an old-time ambassador Of sweet talking,...

Sep 12th

My dad is now on Facebook. Holy crap. I’m not even...

Sep 12th

9/11 jokes: STILL not funny

Sep 12th

The list so far

Boston Philly Chicago Portland LA I’m going to make some vacation of visiting these...

Sep 12th

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“Thunderstorms & Neon Signs” by Wayne “The Train” Hancock There’s...

Sep 11th

Really

That’s my plan. I need a change of scenery. Which isn’t to say I’m not happy here....

Sep 11th

Fuck it. I am just picking a random city...

?

Sep 11th

Today I learned that

If I’m doing the ugly-cry and I look up to see a show I fucking hate, it really sets me over...

Sep 11th

My little sister. I guess she’s not little anymore :(

Sep 11th

blondesnotbombs: FACT. Paul Rudd’s character has...

Sep 11th

I’m thinking about switching from Social Work to...

Sep 11th

Ohhhhh. Sookie is a character on True Blood. All this time I...

Sep 11th

No TV for me today

steampoweredmedia: vela: I don’t understand having the footage of 9/11 on TV every fucking year....

Sep 11th

No TV for me today

I don’t understand having the footage of 9/11 on TV every fucking year. What good does that...

Sep 11th

canttouchthis: Why I shouldn’t leave my AIM open at...

Sep 10th

It’s almost 6 and I am now going to get out of my...

Sep 10th

On the topic of backpacks, I always had a Jansport. When my...

Sep 10th

Watch

Relax, people. Why aren’t you worried about Robot Insurance?

Sep 10th

I am not a fan of Top Chef

For the simple reason that I don’t feel like I can properly judge. But usually I’m...

Sep 10th

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tesslynch: Hank Williams, Sr. — Honky Tonkin

Sep 9th

GPOYW- Blue Anchor with Mark

Sep 9th

I'm getting my "I'd rather be sailing"...

Ha. Ha. No really, I am.

Sep 8th

Oh, the variety of televangelists.

Sep 8th

Watch

“You’ll Lose A Good Thing” by Barbara Lynn

Sep 8th

Fine, whatever. I’ll admit it. I’ve been in a...

Sep 8th

My friends

Me: So I can't really visit the friends I made.
Dee: Why?
Me: [redacted] and I lived in a duplex next to them and long story short, she hates me because I moved out. Even though I left her money and it was within the lease.
Dee: Oh whatever! Could be worse for her, you know? I just saw the commercial for RHOA where Sheree didn't show up to Lisa's fashion show...
Me: It's just been a weird thing because we've been so close.
Dee: Girl, go on Judge Judy. But really, WTF Sheree? At least Lisa has fashions for her damn show.

Sep 8th

spicysammich: 366 days ago, I got married.  It’s hard to...

Sep 7th

Silly white boy still hasn't figured out...

(via biteofpythias) What?! What kind of BBQ are you going to?

Sep 7th

Do not start with me.

Sep 7th

upanddowns: vela: iamhomeless: ...

Sep 7th

iamhomeless: cassieainsworth:papertissue: watched...

Sep 7th

kelseymcardle: vela: Mike, call in to work and come...

Sep 7th

Mike, call in to work and come play.

Sep 7th

Welcome.

Sep 7th

What is public school like now?

I know there have always been budget cuts. But what’s school like now with recent budget...

Sep 7th

Wailua Wheat Ale is disgusting.

Sep 7th

I guess they didn't have gaydars in the...

Sep 7th

manchurianchicken: Want to Brew Pumpkin Beer in a Pumpkin,...

Sep 7th

saintblix: i love you, wanda.

Sep 7th

She *doesn't smoke a lot of pot

“I don’t get why the government won’t let you kill yourself if you want to or know...

Sep 7th

Compliments for mom.

Sep 7th

bowlingalleylawyer: Billy- Ed Hardy is the preferred...

Sep 6th

Sep 5th

Uh, if I have to go to meetings on my days off, I’m...

Sep 4th

Things might be looking up. (Thanks for the link, Katie.)

Sep 4th

“I’m gonna bounce back and when I do I’m gonna...”
—  Steve Martin in The Jerk

Sep 4th

I love you Steve Martin.

Sep 4th

"Nene is not ghetto. She's REAL."

- Mom, on Real Housewives of Atlanta

Sep 4th

Listen

“Cigarettes and Coffee” by Otis Redding

Sep 4th

darlingcomehere: Travel I’m thinking about a weekend...

Sep 4th

TMI, TMI

But getting laid would not be bad. It’s been awhile.

Sep 4th

My priorities

Today I got the low down on all the workplace ~drama.~ Apparently there are some girls who believe...

Sep 3rd

canttouchthis: I just didn’t see the conversation going...

Sep 3rd

Sep 3rd

kelseymcardle: quinnclit: tailoranne: I just watched...

Sep 3rd

Haha

helicopterparty: vela: I had no idea anyone had issues with me posting pictures of myself on...

Sep 2nd

Haha

I had no idea anyone had issues with me posting pictures of myself on GPOYW. You are free to...

Sep 2nd

bsqv: gpoyw - counting down til the woods show.  t minus...

Sep 2nd

Oh yeah, I’m dressed like a pirate today.

Sep 2nd

steampoweredmedia: alexestrada: florida springs

Sep 2nd

Smiles

Sep 2nd

Listen

camillionaire: Erykah Badu - Bag Lady

Sep 2nd

Chicago

71revisited: vela: I’m going the last week of October or early November. My sister’s never been...

Sep 2nd

GPOYW- That’s not very nice.

Sep 2nd

Chicago

I’m going the last week of October or early November. My sister’s never been on a...

Sep 2nd

Decent hotels in Chicago?

Budgeting over here, y’all.

Sep 2nd

I like to be creepy and butt in on wall-to-wall posts in my...

Sep 2nd

Listen

“Sunny Afternoon” by The Kinks

Sep 2nd

fuckyeah4chan: Last of kids’ day

Sep 1st

Some things

I have PTSD, which is something I’ve worked out to just being a quirk in my personality vs. an...

Sep 1st

ryanlackstact: A grand adventure. Thank you.

Sep 1st

Your argyle sweater doesn't make up for...

themightyfoz: siddman: Lady Fail! -The Young Gentleman ...

Sep 1st

Nightmares

It is such a relief when you wake up from a nightmare and realize your friend’s kid...

Sep 1st

I'm holding onto a lot of e-mails. I'm...

Sep 1st

Why can’t Paul Rudd be in my kitchen drinking my...

Sep 1st