February 2012
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Cookie chat
Jim: Wow, they really did it.
Me: What?
Jim; These Keebler cookies. They’re just like samoas. Fuck you, Girl Scouts! For $3 a box, I can do this all year!
Jim: Do you think the Girl Scouts sold their recipe to Keebler?
Me: Jim, it’s totally easy. I could make these if I wanted.
Jim: You couldn’t. And if you could the important question is why you haven’t. Why you...
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Here's an idea
If you were upset to find out the news about Susan G. Komen pulling funding for Planned Parenthood, you should donate your money not only to Planned Parenthood but also to local organizations that promote healthy eating. I can’t stand the shilling of pink items (vomit) to get money from survivors and their families.
I support Planned Parenthood for the education they have provided to me, my...
found my soulmate
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
“when im on my period i like to stay home and eat lil romeo rap snacks in bed. ya know, curl up and throw on some svu, and then maybe hit the bowl a few times. because if theres one thing ive learned in this life its that all a girl really needs is some mariska hargitay, the ganj, and a lil bbq with her honey~~~” I approve.
mirah:
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Crash
The main road leading to my house is a good stretch of road in the country that’s perfect for reflection. Driving home on Friday, I left the music off to enjoy the quietness of the country road. Then I lost control of my steering on a slick of ice. I gripped my wheel, I regained control and slammed into an Expedition driving in the opposing lane. I spun out and my car landed front first into...
January 2012
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to the slaughter: Happy birthday, Joe. Happy New... →
itsjanna:
Today, it has been ten years since I wrote my first online journal entry. I was sixteen, which is a totally hilarious age to be, and I love being able to track my progress from child to human being.
I wish I’d known then that nothing that matters when you’re in high school matters when you…
This.
December 2011
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Police and Thieves - Junior Murvin
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November 2011
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September 2011
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