February 2011
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January 2011
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Every Day, I Am Thankful
mattgorman:
tomyhusband:
That you’re not one of those people who says “for all intensive purposes” or misuses the word “literally” like it’s a catch-all intensifier.
I say “for all intensive purposes” when referring to purposes that take a lot of care and precision. Also, “literary”.
Agh, who gives a fuck? I think this blog and dealbreaker are funny, but to actually have rules for...
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Longreads: new and old favorites
Pirate’s Booty by Dave Gardetta
Technosexual: One Man’s Tale of Robot Love by Addy Dugdale
Et Tu, Brooklyn? by Allison Silverman
The Golden Suicides by Nancy Jo Sales
Addiction Files: Recovering From Drug Addiction, Without Abstinence by Maia Szalavitz
Addiction Files: How Do We Define Recovery? by Maia Szalavitz
Secret of AA: After 75 Years, We Don’t Know How It Works by...
Internet nostalgia
It’s weird to be nostalgic about the internet, right? When you realize these memories don’t take place in a physical place? Some deepthoughtz4u.
2011 stuff, real simple
Take dog out more often
No more gravity bongs
More pancakes
Cut down on how many times I say “daddy issues.”
(In case you were wondering, I did stick to my 2010 resolution to stop responding to people with the “jack off” motion)
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“What has been sad for many women of my generation is that they weren’t supposed...”
– Jackie Onassis | Jackie O, Working Girl
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Overheard
Him: How was your trip to Arizona!
Her: Uh what?
Him: You uh went to Arizona...?
Her: Oh right! Yeahhhh it was sooo gooood.
Him: Oh..
Her: I love tanniiiing and mimosaaaaassss, I drank so many on the plane. I loooove mimosas.
Him: Oh wow, you were first class huh!
Her: First class in my miiiiiiiiind.
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“I CAN’T HEAR YOU BECAUSE I’M WATCHING DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER REALLY,...”
– me, out loud, just now.