February 2012
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artbynathanshulman asked: Do you have a particular accent? I only ask because of the conversations you post involving your mother and because you have a very distinctive, personable writing style that I can't help but want to put in your voice.
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Cookie chat
Jim: Wow, they really did it.
Me: What?
Jim; These Keebler cookies. They’re just like samoas. Fuck you, Girl Scouts! For $3 a box, I can do this all year!
Jim: Do you think the Girl Scouts sold their recipe to Keebler?
Me: Jim, it’s totally easy. I could make these if I wanted.
Jim: You couldn’t. And if you could the important question is why you haven’t. Why you...
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Here's an idea
If you were upset to find out the news about Susan G. Komen pulling funding for Planned Parenthood, you should donate your money not only to Planned Parenthood but also to local organizations that promote healthy eating. I can’t stand the shilling of pink items (vomit) to get money from survivors and their families.
I support Planned Parenthood for the education they have provided to me, my...
found my soulmate
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
“when im on my period i like to stay home and eat lil romeo rap snacks in bed. ya know, curl up and throw on some svu, and then maybe hit the bowl a few times. because if theres one thing ive learned in this life its that all a girl really needs is some mariska hargitay, the ganj, and a lil bbq with her honey~~~” I approve.
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