These people live in LA, right? Why do they keep dating the same people like they don’t want to up their numbers or something?
Mom: They've got all these posters on sale!
Me: Like what?
Mom: All different music and movies. Sex and City girls, Monroe, Pink Floyd, Zeppelin..
Me: Oh, very cool.
Mom: They have The Wall to Heaven, your sister likes that.
Me: No.. what?
Mom: The Wall to Heaven?
Me: You either mean The Wall or Stairway to Heaven.
Mom: Shut up.
