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Cookie chat

Jim: Wow, they really did it.

Me: What?

Jim; These Keebler cookies. They’re just like samoas. Fuck you, Girl Scouts! For $3 a box, I can do this all year!

Jim: Do you think the Girl Scouts sold their recipe to Keebler?

Me: Jim, it’s totally easy. I could make these if I wanted.

Jim: You couldn’t. And if you could the important question is why you haven’t. Why you haven’t the whole fucking time we’ve been together. Seriously.

  1. julene said: He makes a valid point…
  2. matt-t said: ahh i love y’all
  3. nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors said: Gotta say, I really like Jim.
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