Vela...

It's a good thing I do not plan on making a permanent career in the administrative field

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:24:41 -0500

cause whenever a faculty member comes into my office to ask me to do something my first reaction is to say: “Welp, it looks like you still have all your fingers so you obviously didn’t lose them in a freak boating accident, soooooo is there some other reason you can’t make the effing phone call yourself?” I have to curb this impulse however and smile politely and do what they ask.

Someday when I am a hot shot editor/bad ass M.C., I will never have to do things for other people. (Just let me believe this for now, okay?)

Agreed. I had this conversation recently that drove me up the wall:
Me: Oh your reports were on the fax. Here you go.
Her: Thanks……………you know, ____ always hole punches and flags them for me.
Me: That’s nice of her to do that but it’s kind of an insult to ask me to hole punch your work for you.
Her: I’m just not good at using the hole puncher.
*facepalm*

"kissin on your chest and eating out your stress"

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:18:13 -0500

“kissin on your chest and eating out your stress”

- ~Snoop Dogg “gangsta love” (via wildcraw)

Hahaha. Yes.

jimrock: “yayo fo days yo” by Peg Gracias

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:17:06 -0500

jimrock:

“yayo fo days yo” by Peg

Gracias

randyhaddock: Loretta Lynn - I’m a Honky Tonk Girl

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:35:10 -0500

randyhaddock:

Loretta Lynn - I’m a Honky Tonk Girl

“Do I Look Like A Slut?” by Avenue D

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:58:41 -0500

“Do I Look Like A Slut?” by Avenue D

THANK YOU VELA!!!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:40:09 -0500

lickystickypickyme:

Yay!!!!

Haha you’re welcome. I’ve been drinking box wine and giving out invites— I am like the drunk Santa.

Back to my chonga roots.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:08:45 -0500

Back to my chonga roots.

(via bornbeforethewind)

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:05:15 -0500

(via bornbeforethewind)

boggle: dontsprainyourvagina: Hi. My name is Dallas Clark...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:48:17 -0500

boggle:

dontsprainyourvagina:

Hi. My name is Dallas Clark and I like to pretend I am serving guests at a dinner party when I catch touchdowns.

“Sex Beat” by The Gun Club

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:15:04 -0500

“Sex Beat” by The Gun Club

"And then my cab driver asked if he could come home with me."

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:13:43 -0500

“And then my cab driver asked if he could come home with me.”

- Dee on her Saturday night

"80% of my job is to help guys get laid."

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:11:16 -0500

““80% of my job is to help guys get laid.””

- My friend Dee, the florist.

An 8 year old's Christmas List

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:10:00 -0500

Me: Sooooo what's on your Christmas List?
Katie: Well I need a new DS...
Me: Cool. What else?
Katie: Oh I really want [inaudible]
Me: What?
Katie: It's this thing that measures your brain waves.
Me: Why do you want that?
Katie: I'm curious.

Hey pretty

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:43:26 -0500

Hey pretty

Yes!!!! The Ten is now on instant Netflix.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:51:52 -0500

Yes!!!! The Ten is now on instant Netflix.

“Hey R Kelly do you mind if we take 5? I want to make sure...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:08:32 -0500

“Hey R Kelly do you mind if we take 5? I want to make sure we get the “I’m like so what I’m drunk’ line down perfect. Maybe we can even throw in some extra beep beeps and toot toots.”

“Cold Sweat” by James Brown

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:41:06 -0500

“Cold Sweat” by James Brown

Photo

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:01:00 -0500

“I’m 28” by Toni Basil (1966)

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:52:00 -0500

“I’m 28” by Toni Basil (1966)

“Carried Away” by Television

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:17:42 -0500

“Carried Away” by Television